Paige Nienaber’s Midweek Idea Dump: Hey! It’s Enrico Pallazzo!

(Paige Nienaber) “Home openers” are hurtling towards us like a runaway golf cart, bringing in a relief pitcher from the bullpen. This year will have the earliest Opening Day in MLB history, with your professional team either playing on March 25 (if you’re in NYC or the Bay) or March 26.